Tuesday, July 31, 2007

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?


A "Red Dawn" 2 disc special edition? When was this announced, and how did I miss it? I was just poking around in Walmart, when I spy this! Just sitting there! I've wanted a special edition of this for YEARS. Yes, yes, yes. This is a very cheesey movie. It is highly improbable. It screams 80s. It is full of pretty people. But I can't help it, I still love it. I love the idea (NOT OF WAR) of the teens fighting against all odds and triumphing over a massive military campaign. It's very David and Goliath. And these teens could have just hidden in the mountains forever, they didn't have to go back and fight, but they did it cause they're DAMN AMERICAN. YEAH. This is a VERY patriotic movie. Very Cold War. It's directed by John Milius, so what did you expect. Ryan and I have had many in depth "what if" conversations after watching this movie. And one of my teens (I'll never forget this) told me his dad MADE him watch it, "just in case, so he would know what to do". I'm still trying to figure out if his dad was messing with him or not.
It's not bad on extras. It's got a nice 30 minute feature with reminisces by Swayze, Thompson, Sheen, and Howell, where they mainly talk about how freaking cold it was the whole time. There there's some smaller featurettes on the making of the tanks they used, how they made the town look like a war zone, and how they trained the actors to function as a cohesive military unit. In the cold. Apparently at one point the wind chill was 80 DEGREES BELOW ZERO. Ugh. And on the main disc there's a "carnage counter" so you can keep track of death and destruction. I would have liked to see an actor's commentary, maybe some deleted scenes, but this whole set is still a great treat and a nice surprise.
So, cheesey? Without a doubt. But you cannot deny that this is an iconic movie. Everyone remembers the scene of the paratroopers parachuting down onto the school grounds, and the tagline-"In our time, no foreign army has ever occupied American soil. Until now." And I dare you to find me someone who has not, at one point in their lives, be it during a pillow fight or paintball war or capture the flag, that has, in the heat of battle, NOT screamed at the top of their lungs, "WOOOOLLLVEEERIIIINESSS!"
I love Red Dawn. Go Wolverines!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Two Years Worth of Movies

1997 and 1998 were big movie years in my life. I mean, I went to the movies A LOT. This is for two reasons. One, I worked at a movie theater for a time and got four free passes a week. (Yeah, I was everyone's best friend.) The other was John and Matt had moved away and I hadn't started youth group yet, so I didn't have a lot of people to hang out with. So, I'd go to the movies. A LOT. Sometimes I'd go to the movies for a seven oclock show, then stay for another movie at nine. Just had nothing else to do.

Here's what I went to see in 1997 (at least what I remember)-39

Air Force One - (one of two movies I saw SOOO many times because everyone wanted to see it using my free passes..I saw this at least 4 times)
Anastasia
The Apostle
As Good as It Gets - Golden Globe Award for Best Picture (Musical or Comedy)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Batman & Robin - (I wasted my first free pass on this stinking turd)
Conspiracy Theory (the other movie I saw SOOO many times)
Contact
Face/Off
Father's Day
Fierce Creatures
The Full Monty
The Game
Gattaca
George of the Jungle
Good Will Hunting
I Know What You Did Last Summer
In & Out
Kiss the Girls
L.A. Confidential
Leave it to Beaver (I got paid to watch this movie in the theater in my PJs eating McDonald's)
Life Is Beautiful - (the film that convinced me that subtitled movies were ok)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
McHale's Navy
Men in Black
Mimic
My Best Friend's Wedding
The Rainmaker
The Saint
Scream 2 - (went to see this with Matty, and the beginning freaked me out SO bad, that when Matty said he was going to the bathroom, I grabbed him and wouldn't let him go, no sir.)
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Star Wars Trilogy - (This was a MAJOR event...most special fun times. We had it all planned out and everything)
Titanic - (saw this a lot because I could never seem to get all of my friends together to see it, so I would go see it with each one)
Tomorrow Never Dies
Volcano starring Tommy Lee Jones - (John got a major kick out of this movie)
Wishmaster

So I saw a bunch of movies, about 39, but that's not counting the number of repeats, like Star Wars, Titanic, etc. I saw probably at least one movie per week.

Movies I saw in 1998-51

54
Armageddon - (FIRST movie I ever saw at the new Randolph Cinemas..been in love with their surround sound ever since)
The Avengers - (GOD did this movie BLOW)
Blade
Blues Brothers 2000 (not as good as the first, but still entertaining)
Bride of Chucky
A Civil Action
Deep Impact - (Aw, this movie always makes me cry...made the boys cry too)
Ever After (hated this at first, but now I love it!)
The Faculty
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
I'll Be Home for Christmas (UGH, another SUCKY flick)
Jack Frost
Les Miserables
Lethal Weapon 4
Lost in Space
Major League: Back to the Minors
The Man in the Iron Mask
The Mask of Zorro
Meet Joe Black (the only reason I went to see this movie was because the Star Wars trailer was showing before it and after it...so I sat through 3 hours of CRAAAP...)
Mercury Rising
Mulan
The Negotiator
Next Stop Wonderland (oh, LOVE this movie...saw it with Jen at Kendall w/ the director and everything!)
The North End (saw this at a special screening at Randolph w/ Matty)
One True Thing
The Parent Trap (remake)
Patch Adams
The Patriot
Playing By Heart
Pleasantville
Practical Magic
Primary Colors
The Prince of Egypt
Psycho (so I went to see this movie, and I was early, so I entered the theater while they were cleaning up from the previous showing, and jack-crap-hole manager tried to kick me out because he thought I was trying to see the movie twice, and my ticket happened to be ripped JUST SO so you couldn't check the time...dumbheads.)
Quest for Camelot
Rush Hour
Saving Private Ryan - Golden Globe Award for Best Picture (Drama)
Shakespeare in Love - Academy and Golden Globe (Mus./Com.) Awards for Best Picture
Six Days Seven Nights
Star Trek: Insurrection
Stepmom
There's Something About Mary
The Truman Show
Urban Legend (This movie was so silly, I was actually yelling at the screen, which I usually don't do)
Vampires
The Waterboy (again, only went to see for the Star Wars trailer...but, more bearable than Meet Joe Black)
The Wedding Singer - (Saw this with John...we got a kick out of it)
What Dreams May Come
The X-Files (talk about fanboys....)
You've Got Mail (I won tickets to this by naming four movies Meg Ryan had been in-Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Joe Vs the Volcano, and Top Gun. The DJ had to actually check on the Top Gun. I was all, yeah, she was Goose's wife, hell-o, don't question my movie knowledge)

So I saw more movies in 98...had more time to. It sort of works out to one a week, but I know I did a lot of those "double features", too. But I saw a LOT of movies that year.

It's funny to look back at this list and think about the movies and where I saw them and with who and the funny stories that surround some of them. I guess it all goes back to how much I love movies, but more than that, I love the experience of going to the movies. DVDs are nice, but there is NOTHING like sitting in a darkened theater with your feet up, a big tub of popcorn and a soda, surrounded by surround sound. It's the tops.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Random movie news via Aint it Cool

Two interesting bits from the web site I visit most, Aint it Cool News. First, more proof that I am a geek, because I actually knew what this headline MEANT.

"Arwen replaces Sarah as The Incredible Hulk's main squeeze!!!"

I read that, and immediately without even having to think about it, knew that in the new Incredible Hulk movie, that the role of Betty which Jennifer Connelly had originated, was being taken over by Liv Tyler. Liv Tyler played Arwen in Lord of the Rings, Jennifer Connelly played Sarah in Labyrinth. I speak geek. Hee.

The second is news that is just so, so, SO awesome. I have been waiting, never thought it would actually happen, but it has. Get this-

"Yes it is true... mummy came in my house, Wolfman's got nards and it's totally not Bo-gus! MONSTER SQUAD on DVD!!!"

Oh YEAH. The Monster Squad is coming to DVD. On a totally RAD 2-disc edition, too. I don't know if anyone besides me and my brother have even heard of this movie, but we LOVED it as kids. It's basically The Goonies if they did a horror movie. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Very exciting news. Totally nostalgilicious.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Movie nostalgia

Netflix is a wonderful thing. SO many movies to choose from. I recently checked out a couple I haven't seen in YEARS...since I was like eight.

The Last Flight of Noah's Ark-Elliot Gould is a tough talking pilot who is flying a missionary, two orphans, and a load of animals when he crash lands on an island inhabited by two Japanese soldiers who don't realize WWII is over. They rebuild the plane into a boat and make it home. With little Ricky Schroeder!!

Hello Down There-A scientist builds an underwater home and lives there with his family for a month to prove it can be done. With a young Richard Dreyfuss (before American Graffiti, even!) as a wigged-out guitar player, head of "Harold and His Hang-ups". I remember watching that one on channel 56 on Saturday afternoons.

Free to Be You and Me-Marlo Thomas and myriad random friends tell stories and sing funny songs. Heavy 70s goofiness.

And old TV shows!

The Electric Company-Easy Read-ah, that's mah name, uh huh-Morgan Freeman
Land of the Lost-did the Sleestaks scare the crap outta anyone else?
Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew mysteries
Afterschool Specials-oh, the cheese, the cheese

How extremely entertaining. But I have to finish a post like this with a funny story.

When we were kids, and VCRs were just getting big, every Saturday Mom would take us to a video place next to the supermarket, Home Video Village. We could each rent a movie and keep it a week. While we both tended towards Disney movies, I preferred Hayley Mills and 70s and 80s stuff. My brother, at some point, ended up on a rotating basis of three movies-TRON, The Great Locomotive Chase, and The 12 Tasks of Asterix. He would rent one, then rent it again the next week, again the next week, and so on. After two or three months of renting the SAME MOVIE week after week after week, he'd switch to one of the other two...and so it went on...for YEARS. We used to beg him to rent something else, ANYTHING else...but he would not be moved. My whole family had those three movies memorized. Anyway, so one day, Mom leaves us in the store to go food shopping. She used to do this all the time, we were in there so often the guy who ran the place befriended us and used to set us up in the corner at this little kiddie table with any movie we felt like watching and we'd sit and amuse ourselves while mom got groceries. So one day, we're watching something, and there's a big commotion, but my brother and I are so into the movie we don't pay attention to what's going on. After a while, a cop comes over, and asks us about THE THREE GUYS WHO CAME IN AND ROBBED THE STORE. We looked at him and were all, "whuh?" It turns out that while we were engrossed, three guys came into the store and ripped off a ton of video equipment, cameras, VCRs, that was on display at the front of the store. I honestly don't remember because I wasn't paying attention in the first place. And then mom comes back and finds her babies surrounded by the police who can't understand how the stupid kids who are complete soup brains and couch potatoes don't notice a store robbery going on fifteen feet away. The guy who ran the place was actually laughing his head off despite the fact he'd probably lost about a few thousand dollars worth of merchandise. If I remember correctly, the guy told and re-told the story many many times to various customers who wanted to know about the kids sitting in the back of the store glues to the big TV set. Mom was exceedingly embarrassed. We were clueless. "Robbery? What robbery? What guy? What did he look like? There was a guy in here? What's a guy?" Yeah. And before you think, oh, they were probably little kids, kids don't pay attention anyway...I was at LEAST 8, probably closer to 10 years old.

Yes, that's a very embarrassing story. It is hilarious to me and at the same time frightening. Like much of life. But, like I always say, you may as well laugh than cry.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Yay! Movie Quotes!!

This is freakin' HILARIOUS.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

Check out this website and enter your name...it will give you a movie quote with your name in it. For instance, I got-

"I find your lack of Sarah disturbing."

As should you all, heh heh.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Godspell

So I just got done watching Godspell. I adore this movie, it's just so silly and fun and funny and lazy and happy and carefree. Everyone in the movie seems like they're having such a good time. It's fun to watch and I love the songs. I've been a big fan of folk music like Simon and Garfunkel and John Denver and especially Judy Collins for awhile now and the music in Godspell is reminiscent of this. And it has such great scenes of New York (the Trade Center while it was still being built!), I love the "baptism scene" in the big fountain in the beginning. And it is a HOOT to see Victor Garber playing Jesus, he's so young, and he has a HUGE afro, and he's...bubbly, and just so completely unlike Jack Bristow it's nuts. But I was doing some surfing around and I found the "Gospell motto", which I thought was cool, so I will reprint here-

Keep the corners of your mouth turned up!

Speak in a low, persuasive, tone.

Listen, be teachable.

Laugh at good stories and learn to tell them, cause as long as you're green, brother, you can GROW.

I love those. Prepare ye the way of the Lord, and God save the people, day by day.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Oscar Picks!

Ok, here are my own personal picks for what will win tonight. What I WANT to win, is a whole other story.

Best Picture-The Departed
Best Actor-Forest Whitaker
Best Actress-The Queen
Best Supp. Actor-Eddie Murphy
Best Supp. Actress-Jennifer Hudson
Best Director-Martin Scorsese
Orig. Screenplay-The Queen
Adapt. Screenplay-The Departed
Cinematography-Pan's Labyrinth
Editing-Children of Men
Art Direction-Dreamgirls
Costume Design-Dreamgirls
Original Score-The Queen
Song-"Patience"-Dreamgirls
Makeup-Pan's Labyrinth
Sound-Dreamgirls
Sound Editing-Letter From Iwo Jima
Visual Effects-Superman Returns
Animated Film-Monster House
Foreign Language Film-Pan's Labyrinth
Best Documentary-An Inconvenient Truth
Documentary Short-Two Hands
Animated Short Film-The Little Matchgirl
Live Action Short-Eramos Pocos

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The 2007 Christian Film Festival is here!!!



OH MY GOSH I AM SOOOOO EXCITED!

They FINALLY posted the movie schedule for the Film Festival, and I am so psyched. They are showing such good movies this year, and they have such awesome guests! David White AND Kevin Downes! And David White is going to be performing LIVE his one man show, "Holy Man Undercover"! Those two have been my favorite Christian actor/director/producers since I first saw them in "The Crossing". I had the chance to meet Kevin a couple of years ago at the Festival, but I didn't get a picture with him. But this year, definitely. Oh, I am SO jazzed. This is gonna be great. Now I just have to find someone to work for me that day.

2/20/07 "Babel"

Ok, I was really on fire to see this movie, because it was nominated for Best Picture, and I really want to see all the movies nominated before the Oscars on Sunday. So I went this evening with my old college friend, Anne. We had a great time and went to see it at the Loring in downtown Hingham. And it was...well...REALLY DEPRESSING. BEWARE THE DEPRESSING SPOILERS.

2/20/07 "Babel"

NOTES FROM THE BOOK

trailer-"Letters From Iwo Jima" (GOOD movie)

yup, this IS an adult movie
wow, those are really tiny Japanese skirts
that guy looks like a girl
WOW...this REALLY is an adult movie.
Man, that poor kid is now traumatized for life.
Loud sounds to silence...good contrast
Wow, she's a lil sex fiend.
It's really too bad that all these good times are going straight to hell.
I wonder what the Japanese connection is...oh.
Geez, I hope neither Amelia or the kids die or something.
Man, this whole movie is just about a bad situation going worse.
Oh, she's gonna come back naked...BINGO.
Man...this movie is HORRIBLE.
"I peed my pants."
I wonder if she jumps.
This does have a good soundtrack, though...Japanese, Mexican, Morrocan.
RAN-DOM ending...

SO, Babel is kind of like "Crash", as in there are four different people's stories that all relate to each other. There's Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, two American tourists on vacation in Morocco, their kids, who are being cared for by a Mexican nanny living illegally in San Diego, and a Moroccan family of goatherds and a deaf Japanese girl and her father. It was a beautifully made movie, good cinematography and an excellent soundtrack. But on the whole I felt it was too long and plodding at points, I just wanted the story to get on with it. I also felt dissatisfied with some of the stories because I felt there was no resolution, just stories about horrible crap happening to decent people. Anne and I both left pretty bummed out, and now I'm watching Ladyhawke to snap out of it. Next time we'll go see something cheerful, like Schindler's List.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "If you want to be depressed, listen to this movie."

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I have no boyfriend, but at last I have my Beast!

Valentine's Day comes early for me!



Yup, Season One is now mine. I was rather obsessed with this show in high school. HUGELY obsessed. Like, so obsessed that if the internet had existed at that point I probably would have had a LOTR-like activity level in fan stuff. But I taped almost all the episodes off the Family Channel when they used to air them, and one awesome thing I noticed right away was that apparently the Family Channel was trimming episodes to fit, and so it's extremely cool to see stuff I'd never seen before. And watching episodes with out fuzz and static and lines running through them is freakin' heavenly. Sigh...Happy Valentine's Day to ME!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

New Toy


Finally, FINALLY. After months and months of wanting and wanting and WANTING, it is MINE. MINE.
This is now mine.

14 discs of joy, INCLUDING the REAL version of Superman II, the Donner Cut. Screw YOU, Salkinds, ya crazy Europeans who didn't know a masterpiece when you had it.


More on Superman later, I'm only through six discs so far, but I had to blog on this momentous purchase.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Clive Cussler vs. Hollywood (or, Hollywood Rant #1)

Well, this topic has been of interest to me as of late since I decided I liked "Sahara" enough to watch over and over again. I thought it was a fun movie, terrific funnies by Steve Zahn as usual. ("No way man, African war zone! Ship of death!") Oh, and the soundtrack? KICKIN'. I had kind of really hoped for sequels. It was a fun popcorn movie in the style of The Mummy. People have compared it to Indy Jones, but that is far too superior. But it seems right on par with the Mummy, which I enjoyed and which I own. (maybe I'll watch that tonight...)

So, from what I understand, Clive Cussler writes lots of popular books about Dirk Pitt and his adventures. So far, only one other book has been made into a movie-Raise the Titanic. Apparently it bombed big time, and Cussler slunk away for a time, having been stung. He came back to Hollywood again, and asked for, and was given, cast approval and script approval. And ten million dollars. He then proceeded to make a nuisance of himself rejecting script after script after script after script after script. I believe they went through about seven or eight screenwriters and countless scripts. He also turned down several potential Dirk Pitts, because they didn't have black hair and green eyes, because, you know, there is no such thing as hair dye or contacts. After about a year and a half of this malarkey, the producers, who had been tearing their hair out, were desperate to get the friggin' picture MADE, and basically told Cussler that THIS was the script they were going to use, and THIS was the star they were going to use, and he could like it or lump it. Cussler lumped it, threw a raging tantrum and proceeded to tour the country, signing autographs and disparaging the movie every chance he got. All this before it was even released. And then, after it was released, (making not off the charts money, but decent money, enough that the producers were thinking a sequel could work) he decided to sue for breach of contract. Paramount promptly countersued.

Now here's my thing. As someone who has written for both the page and the screen, and as someone who LOVES movie and adores books, I can see both sides. I understand how hard it must be for an author so see a story, a character, that you have thought on and labored on and spent sleepless nights on taken apart and changed. That would be a really hard thing to see happen. But, as a movie girl, I also understand that there is almost NO PIECE OF LITERATURE IN EXISTENCE that is going to translate to the screen WORD FOR WORD. PERIOD. There are some that have come awfully close-the first Harry Potter, Fellowship of the Ring (shut UP Bombadil people), The Pelican Brief, The Shawshank Redemption. But not many. For crying out loud, people, THE BIBLE has gotten hacked to pieces by moviemakers in more ways than one.

Basically, unless you want an outrageously long and expensive movie, you have to make some cuts. I'm glad they do. I like my version of Nicholas Nickleby. I tried to sit through an eight-ten hour BBC stage version that they did at the Royal Shakespeare Co. and released on video...couldn't do it. And the Charlie Hunnam version is one of my top ten favorite movies. Now, Sahara? 700 pages. TWO prologues. You do the math. I'm still trying to finish the BOOK. The movie was so fast paced and quick witted...I WISH the book was as much fun.

Many, many books have been turned into perfectly servicable, if not GREAT books by making some, sometimes MANY and BIG changes. Case in point? JAWS. Yeah, Benchley had words with Spielberg while it was being made. Ya know what? He cried all the way to the bank, too. Other greatly changed book=good movies? The Bourne Indentity. The Neverending Story. Planet of the Apes. The Princess Diaries. Almost any great piece of literature by Shakespeare, Austen, or Dickens.

Some authors just don't understand how movies are made. Movies are made by entertaining people, and different people are entertained by different things, and you have to be able to cater to a lot of different people in the same way in order for them to come see your movie. And you want a LOT of people to come see your movie, so it will make a lot of money. So Cussler's sold ten million books. Ok. He's now complaining this ludicrious idea that Hollywood has ruined him as an author, that the movie was so bad that people won't buy his books anymore. That's completely ridiculous. His books are his and his alone, and at last count, he had about 19 other books besides Sahara. That's like saying I'm never reading John Grisham again because I hated The Firm. (I didn't actually hate it, but I did like other Grisham books=movies better.) People will buy his books because they like his style of writing, not because Hollywood makes big movies out of them. That's what fan bases are. Of course, if your movie does well, then you get to add people to your fan base, because they will read the book because they liked the movie so much. (Like I did for Lord of the Rings) I read a great quote by I think it was Dashiell Hammet (I could be wrong) when asked if Hollywood had ruined his books, he looked behind him at his bookshelf and lazily replied, "Nope. They're still there."

I think Cussler is making a HUGE fuss and is acting childish and selfish. The moviemakers, icluding Matthew McConaughey, took great personal interest in the film, and for him to be all pissy about it...well, it just bothers me. The movie did fairly well. Sequels would have solidified his fan base, made him MORE money...what's his beef?

If he really hates the movie adaptations of his books, well, he shouldn't sell any more rights. Raise the Titanic, shame on them, Sahara, shame on you, Clive.

And yet I understand how it feels to want to share what you've created with the world, to see and hope others feel the same exhiliration, the fear, the passion YOU felt when you were writing.

But hey, at least HE's been published.

Just my two cents. And here's a link to the original article.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-me-sahara8dec08,0,3301265.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Watching "Volcano"

Yes, yes, yes, it's is a silly movie. But good for some mindless movie watching, which is what I need tonight. And hey, it's fun seeing the Coast be Toast! And if I was ever caught by flowing lava in LA, I'd want Tommy Lee Jones for my daddy. And it has Anne Heche before she was dating Ellen and before she went completely mental.

It's sort of interesting watching this movie that came out in 1997. I'm sure I went to see it over at Braintree with John when it came out, that's pretty much all we did when I had the apartment. And I seem to remember John riffing on the movie pretty badly, since he's from Cali originally. Which it so deserves.

Ok, ok, here is the part I hate worse than any other-the public transit guy saving the train driver by jumping INTO the lava, then, whilst the lava disintegrates his FEET and LEGS, he THROWS the driver across the lava to safety and dies. Boo hoo. I'm sorry, but I find that to be just so completely unbelieveable...stupid, stupid scene.

Silly movie..I wonder when they'll rifftrax it.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

10/26/04 "The Grudge"

weird movie...very Ring.

10-26-04 "The Grudge"

Notes from the Red Book

trailers-Ring 2, Meet the Fockers, Boogeyman

I didn't know Bill Pullman was in this movie-oh wait, I guess he isn't.
Hey, it's Yoko!
Hey-guy from Roswell.
Hey! guy from Seaquest.
So, we're like 15 minutes into the movie...that's a lot of expo.
Oh, a flashback.
Surround Sound footsteps are CREEPY.
This movie's setup is crazier than Memento.
"It's ok, Karen"...geeeeez what cheesy dialogue.
They stole that from Nightmare on Elm St.
Lots of eye-drawing, lots of reflection use.
LOTS of Ring here.
What is she a hooker now?
More crazy flashbacks than Pulp Fiction.
Ringing very effective.
Wow....that was an incredibly abrupt ending.


Ok, this movie was very confusing, had some creepy parts thrown in, but on the whole...eh. Let me see if I remember this correctly. There's a haunted house in Japan. It's haunted by a little Japanese boy that meows. And the house kills people, even when they're not in the house. And there's a creepy song that sounds like when you run your fingers down the length of a comb. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a nurse who takes care of someone in the house, and somehow she pisses the house off and it kills everyone she cares about. And it ends rather openly, making way for the sequel, the Grudge 2: Sarah Michelle Dies In The First Few Minutes.

So...no, I don't recommend this movie. It was too confusing, or maybe I just understand Japanese horror. I dunno. It gave me a few jumps, but sometimes I jump just for the fun of it. And it was fun to make that noise at each other in the parking lot.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage...confusion is born."

10/2/04 "First Daughter"

Katie Holmes...needs to find better roles.

10-2-04 "First Daughter"

Notes from the Red Book

trailers-The Polar Express, Christmas with the Kranks, Raise Your Voice, Finding Neverland, National Treasure

I hate the Rivers girls.
good fades!
roommate's ETA? Man.
I wonder if there will be terrorists before the end of this movie.
Wrist to elbow is the measure of your foot? huh.
Really random boat scene.
I bet he's the son of the president's rival.
Oh, he's a Secret Service agent! Didn't see that coming.
He's gonna lose the election.
Or not.


Hoo, boy, this movie was boring. Reminded me of the Princess Diaries, only not as fun. So, Katie Holmes is the daughter of the president who is running for re-election, and she's off to college for the first time, surrounded by secret service, which she hates, can't relate to normal teens, blah blah blah. The only surprise this movie pulled on me was when her little crush turned out to be a secret service agent. D'oh! Didn't see that one coming. Yeah, so this movie was pretty boring. Skip it.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "Joey, Joey, wherefore art thou, Joey?"

9/28/04 "The Forgotten"

creepy...made me jump!!

9-28-04 "The Forgotten"

Notes from the Red Book

trailers-Team America:World Police, Closer, Spanglish

interesting theory of para-amnesia
So he just lets psycho woman into his apartment and goes to sleep?
Did we get married?
NSA?!? Whatever.
This reminds me of Dark City.
Having a National Enquirer moment
HOLY CAR CRASH!!!
too much salt or sugar.
Ok, I wouldn't undress in front of him.
This guy seems SO dead to me.
Sucked into vortex...huh.
Yeah, why didn't they take you.
Well, I know she gets sucked up cause the commercial gave it away.


So this movie I guess had a sort of interesting premise but I would have liked it a lot better if they could have presented it more as such. Ok, there's this woman Telly, and her son has disappeared. Suddenly, people are trying to tell her that she never had a son, and she needs to give up this idea that she did. She meets a man hose daughter has disappeared, and same deal, except he's forgotten his daughter, and Telly helps him remember her. So they set out in search of their missing children and it's all very X-Files and government and stuff. And, eventually, they get their kids back.

Ok, I hated Telly's name. It reminded me of that character on Sesame Street and I just couldn't take her character seriously after that. It's like making a movie about something really serious, like freeing slaves or the Holocaust, and naming some of the characters E-Z Reader and Letterman. I did find the whole sequence of the alien trying to make Telly forget her son by stealing the memory of his birth interesting, because Telly foils that by remembering when she was pregnant. But the movie was sort of confusing, and not really classic in any way. Skip it.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "I wish this movie could be forgotten."

9/14/04 "Cellular"

clever twist on Phone Booth..kinda opposite

9-14-04 Cellular

Notes from the Red Book

trailers-The Grudge, After the Sunset

sounds like TRON opening
Kim has such a little girl voice
random kiddie
cool key hole shot
"Friend with nipples"
Kim way overacter
"Get off the phone and concentrate on the road!"
"Who do I make it out to-the chick who sucks?"
That's a very bad man.
end credits on a cell phone-clever


Gosh, it's been so long since I've seen this...let me try to remember. Ok, a woman is kidnapped by some bad guys who want to force her husband to do something...can't remember what. She is held in an attic in some house and the bad guys smash the phone right in front of her so she can't use it. But since apparently she is MacGyver, she jerry-rigs it up and randomly hits numbers and wind up connected to some guy's cell phone. She begs him not to hang up, to take his phone to the police. He agrees, then realizes the police are in on the deal. There's lots of car chases and concerns with the phone dying, or going out of range. Then he foils the bad guys by taking video of them doing bad guy stuff with his phone! Hah! And all is well.

The thing that irked me most about this film was Kim Basinger's little-girl voice. Grr, that irked me so much for some reason. That and that her son was named Ricky Martin. Blah. And even I, the queen of suspending belief, found it rather hard to believe that she managed to get some guy's cell phone close enough to actually be of some help to her, and not in say, Cleveland. Ok to see once.

Until the next time this is Sarah saying, "If the signal dies, I....really don't care."

9/12/04 "Exorcist: The Beginning"

curious..not bad at all for a THIRD sequel

9-12-04 Exorcist:the Beginning

Notes from the Red Book

trailers-Team America:World Police, Constantine

creepy upside down crucifix
he's like Indy Jones
good English/American accent
sanatorium reminiscent of first Exorcist
Father Gianetti? Sounds familiar....
NO WAY would I go down there.
hmmm...a shower...how Psycho
so he just happens to have all his stuff with him?
yay! awesome repentence scene.


So, this movie is the third sequel, actually a prequel, to "The Exorcist", and I didn't think it was bad at all. It was certainly better than "Exorcist II: The Heretic", which made me want to beat John Boorman many times about the head with a heavy silver crucifix. It's about Father Lankaster Merrin's first encounter with the demon Pazazu in the desert at the excavation of an early Christian church which appears to have been buried the day it was completed. Father Merrin, due to horrors he witnessed during WWII, has renounced his faith in God. But he soon realizes that he will need God to defeat the evil that lies buried under the church.
I guess this movie went through two directors and got a lot of flack. But I didn't think it was too bad. I've certainly seen worse. It was interesting to see Merrin's beginnings, and the film made many references to the original. No references were made to Exorcist II, thank goodness, which was a bad acid trip covered in silvery Boormanistics. Cruumy CGI, though. Some good jumps, but I found the ending to be a bit predictable. Oh well.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "God may not be here, priest, but entertainment is!"

8/31/04 "Open Water"

Ok, this movie was SO MUCH WORSE than I expected.

8-31-04 "Open Water"

Notes From the Red Book

trailers-Shaun of the Dead, Life Aquatic, Saw

based on true events
call cell phone
and suddenly...it's a PORNO
oooo...I HATE jellyfish
Discovery boy like Rob
"Let's swim outta this puke."
security video of honeymoon
cool lightening effect
better if PITCH black
SUCKIEST ENDING EVER!!!!!!!!!!


I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this movie review because I HATED this movie. In a nutshell, two people go scuba diving with a group and get left behind by their stupid dive leader. They float in the water and eventually get attacked by sharks and give up and drown. The end.

OMG, this movie was horrible. I just kept waiting for it to get going, and it never did, and then when it ended, it was the worst ending I've ever seen. What a letdown, because Jaws is one of my top ten favorite movies ever, and this movie just completely BLEW. The script was bad, contrived, and camera work was choppy, which I guess I could forgive since it was low budget AND shot on the water. And the random PORN in the beginning of the movie which HELLO wasn't expecting at all...and neither was Janelle, who had brought her younger brother and sisters.

The film is inspired by the 1998 disappearance of Tom and Eileen Lonergan, who were left behind by their diving boat off the coast of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. I found that at the IMDB. And I feel really bad that these poor people's plight was so monstrously told.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "For God's sake, get OUT of this movie!!"

8/24/04 "Without a Paddle"

Oh, this movie was SO much better than I expected.

8-24-04 "Without a Paddle"

Notes From the Red Book

trailers-Surviving Christmas, Ocean's 12, Sky Captain and the World of Tommorrow, Team America:World Police

Ethan Suplee Ghostbusters!
Burt Reynolds
aww, they killed off the cute one
sound is really bad
horror posters-Friday the 13th 3D
BA Baracus
C3PO
they're 30?!? Eeeeeek
"Your responsibility is to come treasure hunting with us."
hog ridin'!
He's got a sports sac.
He's got an Indiana Jones ring.
"What's a camping trip without beer?" (A camping trip?)
growling deer
What a wonderful world rock.
peeing off canoe
"Hi there, coal miner's daughter."
"I'm not an astronaut...I'm an American."
surfing a rapid....cool
C3PO speak-cool.
"I never thought I'd be so happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed."
Leonard! Skynyrd!
"I'll write you a prescription!"
Matrix spoof!
hairy legs-perfect armpits
"Thank you kind crazy hairy lady of my dreams!"
"I'm pretending I'm on a speederbike so I can block out reality!!"
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
The hills have gone gay.
Boy Scout leader


Three childhood friends come together for the funeral of a fourth and find an old treasure map which they decide to follow for old times sake. They wind up with the adventure of a lifetime.

Okay, this movie had all the fart jokes, the burp jokes, the gross hygiene jokes. And it was the funnest movie ever! Well, maybe not ever, but it was GREAT. SO much better than I expected. It was like "The Goonies" at age 30. And the 80s references were killing me. What a blast. And I just found this and thought it was funny. Dax Shepard, who played Tom in this movie, also was in "Employee of the Month" with Dane Cook. Anyway, I just found this quote and thought it amusing-

Jerry Conlaine: Wait a second. Tom, were you really employee of the month?
Tom Marshall: No! I lied about that too!

haha. Well, I thought it was funny. This movie I guess really wasn't anything special, but it tickled me. And made me want to go camping.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying-"I like to pretend I'm on a speederbike so I can block out reality."

8/18/04 "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement"

Sequels! Yay!

8-18-04 "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement"

Notes From the Red Book

trailers-National Treasure, First Daughter, Shark Tale, Are We There Yet?, Raise Your Voice, The Incredibles

obvious CGI plane
Hey! I saw that set at Universal Studios!!
Whitney Houston produced?
Mia is stunning in red
John Rhys Davies! My buddy!
"Power means never having to say you're sorry!"
kitty hammock
"I have diplomatic immunity is 46 countries including Puerto Rico."
toe popper kiss!
prettiest girl ridin' in the STANG
Julie Andrews was SO hoarse!
on a horse w/ a cell phone...huh


Princess Mia (Anne Hathaway) has finished college and returned to Genovia to take her place as Crown Princess of Genovia. But an old law proclaims that she must be married to assume the throne. So she must assent to an arranged marriage, or renounce her claim to the throne.

I was amused by this movie. I thought it was sweet, and nice. Not as wonderfully quirky as the original. Still funny tho. I was watching the original the other day and one of the things that was absolutely hilarious was the background announcements at the high school like, "Will the Fengshui club PLEASE stop rearranging the lawn furniture!" Random stuff like that. But, I did like several outfits that Anne Hathaway wore, and LOVED the romance between the Queen and Joseph. That was great. I didn't care for Nicholas...I thought he was boring. I think it would've been cool to just leave Mia unmarried...at least for now. But it was a good follow up, all the same characters back (even the mom and her new husband!) and I always give points when you get back all of your original cast.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "WISH I wuz ridin' in the 'STANG!"

8/7/04 "The Village"

I was really looking forward to this...a bit disappointing.

8-7-04 "The Village"

Notes From the Red Book

trailers-Exorcist:the Beginning, Ladder 49

not gonna think about anything, just gonna let the movie carry me away....
meat eaters? Are they vegetarians?
hey, that's the sheriff from Signs
Lucius seems kinda slow....
Speech is SO stilted.
Bryce has nice voice
Adrien Brody's kinda weird.
Bryce is BEAUTIFUL.
Can she see? Her eyes move.
I like Sigourney's sweater
I love the simplicity...like the Shakers.
those look like huge porcipines
"You are fearless in a way I shall never know."
"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
time passes? No leaves.
Covington Woods
outstretched hand-beautiful
yup...very Wuthering Heights
damn...I think I figured out the ending
Oh, it's all fake...oh...
The world kneels before love in awe.
Ok, I really didn't see that coming.
DAMN! I DID guess the ending.
ah...no planes.
M. Night!


M. Night Shaymalan, still trying to get back to where he was with "The Sixth Sense", tries again with "The Village", a story about a small town of people who live off by themselves in the woods, and must be on their constant guard against the creatures of the forests that surround them. Bryce Dallas Howard (daughter of Ron) plays the blind daughter of the town's leader, William Hurt. Joaquin Phoenix plays her love interest. When he is mortally wounded, Ivy must trek through the forbidden woods for help...but what will she find on the other side of them?

So, M Night's been getting flak and I can see why. This movie really builds you up to it being scarier than it actually was. There were a couple of times when I got really tense, but when all was revealed I was disappointed. I was all, "THAT was what I was afraid of?" But I liked the love story, M Night said he was trying to evoke Wuthering Heights and that's exactly what I got from it.

I did figure out the ending about half an hour before it happened. I tried to take my mind away and not focus on trying to figure out the movie, I DID....but it just happened. That was kind of annoying.

So, I'll probably get slapped in the mouth for this, but eventually I really did like this movie. Later, after I had time to get used to it. I mean, the love story between Lucius and Ivy is really sweet and angsty, and the cinematography, OMG...you can eat it with a spoon. I just want to gather so many screenshots and use them for my desktop wallpaper.

So, not horrible, anyway.

Until the next time, this is Sarah saying, "Do your very best not to expect too much from this movie."

just a note

I found some old reviews of movies, so I thought I'd post them here. And in case anyone's just joining the show already in progress, i take notes during movies in my red notebook, called "The Red Book". Mostly random comments or reactions, or very funny quotes. I also put LOTS and LOTS of spoilers in my reviews. So if you don't wanna know, don't read 'em.